Fri, 18 May 2012 12:03
@Werthead: HEROES DIE will blow you away. BLADE OF TYSHALLE is even better; worth whatever you have to pay to get it.
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Fri, 18 May 2012 12:02
RT @comicsreporter: i'm not sure why people are apprehensive about "Before Watchmen"; everyone loved "Before Star Wars"
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Thu, 17 May 2012 23:10
Gah. So much for replacing the shower faucets tonight; the replacement stems are the wrong size. Not that the package even LISTED a size...
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Thu, 17 May 2012 21:28
@FourBrosStudio: Ah, that a holdover from back when the tank limit was 50?
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Thu, 17 May 2012 16:26
@FourBrosStudio: Gah! I guess the limit on reviving dead fish is 50? #GoodbyeGoldenGuppies
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Thu, 17 May 2012 16:12
On page 124 of 360 of Tales from Super-Science, by Robert Silverberg: A. Bertram Chandler's story was actually pret... http://t.co/dXz5qjWC
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Thu, 17 May 2012 11:15

by Salt-Man Z

Venn diagram for 2012 Dixit releases
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Thu, 17 May 2012 11:01
Chris hates A PRINCESS OF MARS - A Princess of Mars Edgar Rice Burroughs (1917) So this book is basically a... http://t.co/AWN19JxH
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Thu, 17 May 2012 10:53

A Princess of Mars
Edgar Rice Burroughs
(1917)

So this book is basically a rip-off every sci-fi action flick you can think of. It might as well be called “Star Wars on Mars Starring Superman.” Perhaps the most ridiculous part is the weapons the characters use to fight: swords. And not even lightsabers or laser swords or anything cool, just plain old metal blades. No rayguns or anything! This is supposed to be “classic” science fiction? Please.


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Thu, 17 May 2012 10:40
@JeffSalyards: Got my review of SCOURGE up last night: http://t.co/61HEiDth Any timetable on Book Two yet? :)
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Thu, 17 May 2012 10:39

by Salt-Man Z

My board was similar, but I don't remember it being quite that bad. I carefully reverse-bent the folds and it lays pretty flat now.
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Wed, 16 May 2012 22:36

I’ve received, read, and reviewed review copies of books before, either won via random internet giveaways, or through dedicated early reviewer programs. But Scourge of the Betrayer marks the first time an author has personally reached out to me and said, “Hey, would you like a copy of my new book to review?” Normally, I’d be flattered, but also a little wary, having been burned more than a couple of times doing advance reviews of fantasy debuts. In this case, however, by the time Jeff Salyards had emailed me, I had already seen a handful of glowing reviews for the first book in the Bloodsounder’s Arc series, and so in this instance I was flattered and immediately said, “Yes, please!”

And I’m glad I did.

The first thing that jumped out at me when I removed the dust jacket (as I do before reading) was that Night Shade Books went all-out in making this a gorgeous-looking book. The silver inlay on the blue hardcover looks fantastic, and in addition to printing the author name and title on the spine, as per usual, they’re also printed on the front cover, along with the swipe from the dust jacket and a splatter of silver blood in the corner; a second splatter adorns the back cover. It just looks fantastic and immediately makes you think you’re holding something special in your hands.

The story inside is related in the first-person by Arkamondos (“Arki”), an archivist who’s been hired by the Syldoon captain Braylar Killcoin to chronicle the exploits of his mercenary company. The novel starts off with the bookish Arki first meeting Braylar and his crew, and assumes a leisurely pace as the gang gears up for their mission while Arki gets a handle on the company and his place in it. Some might say “slow” instead of “leisurely”—very little happens for the first half or so of the book; it’s mostly downtime at inns or travel across a wide sea of grasslands—but it’s never sluggish; Salyards spends this time developing his handful of characters and the world they inhabit, most of which is just as foreign to Arki as it is to the reader. There are some moments of action, certainly, but the far more numerous and quieter moments are just as compelling. It’s a wise choice by Salyards, I think: by the time the real plot kicks in with all the action and excitement you could hope for, you’ve become invested in these characters and the mysteries of their world. And when death comes—and this being the type of book that it is, death will come—I was surprised by just how hard it hits. That kind of emotional connection in a book that runs a scant 250 pages is a rare thing; kudos to Salyards for making each of those pages count.

I’ve seen a number of comparisons to Glen Cook’s Black Company books, and…I dunno, getting compared to Cook is kind of the default thing when you’re talking about first-person military fantasy. Salyards’ book is gritty and bloody and grunt-level and narrated by an archivist, yes, but it has a very different feel for a few reasons. First is Arki’s perspective as an outsider to the Syldoon group: he’s out of his depth in this new world of soldiery and intrigue right alongside the reader. Secondly, although this is very much a fantasy novel, the fantastical elements play little to no role in this book (though presumably they’ll be far more important later in the series.) There are no mages wielding powerful magic in battle here—it’s just swords and crossbows and shields, prowess and guts and determination, and luck. The action is decidedly mundane, and feels that much more visceral and real for it. Finally, though the Black Company is ground-level in scope, there’s still an epic war going on in the background; Scourge of the Betrayer is much more intimate, and though there are, in fact, long-range machinations going on behind the scenes, they feel far more subtle and less immediate.

As mentioned, this is a pretty short book. A lot happens, but not a whole lot happens, if you get my meaning. This is very much just the first act in what should end up at least a trilogy. The book itself doesn’t come to much of a resolution, and the ending is less a cliffhanger than it is “To be continued…” Had this been a 600-page doorstopper, I’d take issue with that; but you know what? I’m perfectly willing to accept it from a tautly-written, shorter book. Two or three more volumes like Scourge should make for a highly-satisyfing series, and should have people saying Salyards’ name like they do Abercrombie’s now. Sign me on for Book Two, because I can’t wait to see where he takes this story. [3.5 out of 5 stars]


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Wed, 16 May 2012 16:30
RT @madeupstats: Every day, mankind wastes a total of 5 months attempting to insert USB cables the wrong way up.
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Wed, 16 May 2012 15:30
@FourBrosStudio: I've been waiting for a good WP7 Snood clone for a while now. Bubble Birds didn't quite scratch the itch, but Popple does!
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Wed, 16 May 2012 15:25
One of the best books I've ever read. RT @nethspace New Blog Post: Review: Blade of Tyshalle by Matthew Woodring Stover http://t.co/D2g2KB24
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Wed, 16 May 2012 15:24
@jdiddyesquire @nethspace: ... It made a lot more sense the 2nd and 3rd times, anyway, and I think the later books touch on it briefly.
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Wed, 16 May 2012 15:24
@jdiddyesquire @nethspace: ... The essence of humanity's hunger and drive to consume and conquer. But how it manifested was fuzzy to me. ...
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Wed, 16 May 2012 15:22
@jdiddyesquire @nethspace: I had a hard time wrapping my head around that. But basically I think the Blind God is humanity distilled. ...
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Wed, 16 May 2012 13:28

by Salt-Man Z

Maybe give it an interesting Reaction ability, and then you get to make the decision: Do I just discard this card, or do I keep it in my deck, knowing that it could be potentially useful, but just as likely end up being a dead card?
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Wed, 16 May 2012 11:00
Still can't stop thinking about THE AVENGERS.
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Wed, 16 May 2012 11:00
@ravsitar: I hate blod!
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Tue, 15 May 2012 12:43

by Salt-Man Z

Biggie wrote:

Perhaps if they call it dominion: gulo gulo we will see it from RGG

It'll be three months late, but we'll see it!
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Tue, 15 May 2012 12:34
@JeffSalyards: So is "Bloodsounder's Arc" planned to be a trilogy? Or more?
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Tue, 15 May 2012 10:40
Finished with Scourge of the Betrayer, by Jeff Salyards http://t.co/SNZ7u28P
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