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var m = 48;
var quotes = new Array(m)

quotes[0] = "Run around in the rain with a hole in the brain";
quotes[1] = "The things we cherish are small indeed";
quotes[2] = "There's another deep inside you, and inside the other one there is another";
quotes[3] = "Don't be burdened by regrets or make your failures an obsession";
quotes[4] = "Running against the traffic to find where I lost you";
quotes[5] = "We were waving our arms out the window of a fast-moving passenger train";
quotes[6] = "My apartment looks upside-down from there";
quotes[7] = "Would it kill you to use your signal when you cut me off";
quotes[8] = "She shot the beam of a laser into my heart";
quotes[9] = "It was a very good year for dodecahedrons in a state of quantum uncertainty";
quotes[10] = "Spun from sugar by woodland creatures";
quotes[11] = "Don't say it's okay then go to sleep mad";
quotes[12] = "I've learned a thing or two from hard times spent with you";
quotes[13] = "I will never say the word 'procrastinate' again";
quotes[14] = "All the dishes got broken and the car kept driving and nobody would stop to save her";
quotes[15] = "People from miles around were miles away";
quotes[16] = "Darkness has descended over everything in town";
quotes[17] = "She didn't have to change anything, just the stencil on her window";
quotes[18] = "I had the strangest dream: I dreamed I killed you again";
quotes[19] = "Wake up and smell the catfood in your bank account";
quotes[20] = "Someone in this town is trying to burn their playhouse down";
quotes[21] = "Can't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding";
quotes[22] = "Somebody invented a gun that shoots flowers";
quotes[23] = "Done someone wrong and I fear that it was me";
quotes[24] = "Pour concrete flowing into organic shapes";
quotes[25] = "I'm the peel that you left on the floor";
quotes[26] = "Like the rush of mighty waters, onward it will go";
quotes[27] = "I was bent metal, you were a flaming wreck";
quotes[28] = "I must be silent, must contain my secret smile";
quotes[29] = "Thank you for the card with the cartoon nurse";
quotes[30] = "Someday somebody else besides me will call me by my stage name";
quotes[31] = "I think I'm getting good but I can handle criticism";
quotes[32] = "It was like a TV show the way she stole that car";
quotes[33] = "Don't spend the rest of your life wondering";
quotes[34] = "Have some respect for someone more forgetful than yourself";
quotes[35] = "We would just clap our hands and wait for the sound";
quotes[36] = "Senator Arlen Specter is waiting outside in the car";
quotes[37] = "I'm getting paid for every jar";
quotes[38] = "Yellin' vents the intelligence that my skeleton's between doors";
quotes[39] = "I was stirring up a stirrup cup in a stolen sterling stein";
quotes[40] = "I've learned the value of human sacrifice";
quotes[41] = "Don't make me rock you again";
quotes[42] = "I'd ask you, if you don't mind, to kiss you a hundred times";
quotes[43] = "Your train is gone, won't be coming back";
quotes[44] = "Once you've had extra cripsy you'll never go back again";
quotes[45] = "Your little schoolboy days are far behind";
quotes[46] = "And I know what to say, but forgot how to speak";
quotes[47] = "If the bass won't get you, the treble will get you";


document.write(quotes[Math.floor(Math.random()*m)]);
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